It Would Be Great If I Could Get A Little Bit Of That Avatar Money


Times are tough across the country, and Ive been a little short on green myself lately. Now, Im no stranger to rolling up my sleeves and working hard for my dough, but that being said, I have to admit it: I think it would be great if I could get a little bit of that Avatar money.

Theres plenty of that Avatar pie to go around, and Id love to get a taste.

We arent talking about just any film herewere talking about the top-grossing film of all time: Avatar. $2.7 billion at the box office. Billion with a capital B. Plus all the DVD, Blu-ray, and streaming sales on top of that. Its impossible to even comprehend how much money Avatar has earned, but one things for sure: Theres so much of it that a little piece of that action for myself wouldnt be missed at all.

Camerons garage is probably so filled with Avatar dough that he cant park his car in there.

Hell, just 1 percent of the money Avatar raked in on alien Halloween masks alone would probably set me up for life.

You know how in mob movies the gangsters end up with so much dough that theyve got to bury it in their yards or hide it in their mothers couches? Thats how it is for anyone who was involved in the production of Avatarjust bursting at the seams with cash. Camerons garage is probably so filled with Avatar dough that he cant park his car in there. He could give me a minute in there with a duffel bag and it would change my life forever. No skin off his back.

If I could get just a tiny little decimal point of that Avatar cash heres what Id do: Quit this dead-end job, finally take care of my 2012 taxes, and sign up for health insurance. After I took care of all that itd be time for a little fun: Get myself a little bungalow down by the beach, buy the little lady a nice brooch, get the Cutlass running again nothing too crazy. Id invest the rest, and the Avatar people would never hear from me again.

It would be nothing to take out the Avatar checkbook, write a 1, start adding 0s to it without even counting them, and hand me the check. $100K of the Avatar cash finding its way to my pocket is the same thing as me dropping a penny into a sewer drain. Maybe it will happen, maybe it wont, but at long as those piles of Avatar cash are just sitting around gathering dust, I will never stop hoping.

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